7 Signs You're Ready to Buy a Home (And 1 That Says You Shouldn't Yet)

Let’s be honest—adulting is hard. And buying a home? Even harder. But if you're asking, “Am I ready to buy a house?” here are seven signs that say YES... and one that says maybe you should keep renting and watching Zillow like it's Netflix.

1. You Get Excited About Lawn Care Sales

If you’ve caught yourself looking at mulch ads or fantasizing about a zero-turn mower, it’s time to own a yard. Welcome to the club.

2. HGTV Has Become a Personality Trait

You walk into someone’s kitchen and say, “This needs an open concept.” Congratulations, you’re mentally halfway through escrow.

3. You’re Tired of Asking for Permission to Hang a TV

If your landlord’s “no holes in the wall” policy has you using 14 command strips to mount a paper towel holder... it’s time.

4. You Know Your Credit Score Without Looking It Up

If you know it off the top of your head and have a budget spreadsheet, you’re dangerously close to pre-approval status.

5. You’ve Googled ‘First-Time Homebuyer Programs NJ’ More Than Once

When you start reading about FHA loans like it’s a thriller novel, you’re ready.

6. Your Rent Is More Than Someone’s Mortgage

And you’re done with paying someone else’s equity. Respect.

7. You’ve Watched Me On Social Media More Than You’d Like to Admit

If you’ve seen my lightsaber and thought, “I trust this guy,” well... you should. Let’s chat.

Wait, But What’s the Sign You’re NOT Ready?

You panic at the idea of mowing a lawn, paying for a water heater, or choosing paint colors. That’s cool—renting is still a legit move. But when you're ready, I’ll be right here.

Buying a home is a big step, but it doesn’t have to be scary. I’ll walk you through it—with a game plan, a sense of humor, and a little Jedi wisdom.